February 2012
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“I might have a crush on this guy, but I’m not sure. I think sorting out a...”
I reblogged this on February 29th 2012
niallermakesmehorany:
I’m actually really worried that nobody will ever fall in love with me.
Virtual group hug with Zayn, reblog if you want to...
heckyeahzaynmalik:
jblovesmiami:
There are the “cool” guys
The awkward but popular dancers
The Sluts
The people who are high
The Irish ones
The Drunk ones
The Best Friends
The horny dancers
Then there is me..
Guys that can dress: 10x more attractive.
Guys that know how to make me laugh: 923847x more attractive.
Guys that buy me food: 903325230985294873x more attractive.
One Direction: Priceless.
You & your husband celebrating your 25th wedding...
Husband: 25 years? Wow, that has gone fast.
You: Yeah I know
Husband: Seems like it was yesterday when at my concert I heard thousands of fans telling me how much they loved me and I heard you scream "GET IN ME YOU FINE PIECE OF ASS! HAVE MY BABIES!" I knew from that moment on that you were the one.
afghanistanini:
remember when “Just Dance” came out and we all thought Lady Gaga was relatively normal and then like “Pokerface” came out and then “Alejandro” and every song got progressively weirder and then she wore a meat dress and we all realized what we had gotten ourselves into by giving her attention
*a friends speech on my wedding day*
friend: I still remember her hanging up a poster of him, and she told me that she was going to marry him. We laughed about it, but it turned out that she was right.
